Here’s what I thought:
1. Robert Downey Jr’s goatee =INTENSE.
2. MICKEY ROURKE’S FINGERNAILS = GROSS. But seriously, he should probably go to the doctor. That shit is NOT normal.
3. Scarlett Johannson’s ass =Impressive.
4. Sam Rockwell’s tan/painted fingernails = Awesome. Sorry, everything that man does is awesomesauce.
5. Garry Shandling’s face =ABSOLUTELY FRIGHTENING.

Basically, WHO CARES ABOUT THE SPECIAL EFFECTS? MY MIND = ALREADY BLOWN.