Oh, hey D. What’s up. Where ya been? Counting down somewhere, I’m sure. We can always count on you for that. How can we jump without your steady “In five…four…three…”
But seriously…? Where in the frack have you been hiding? Definitely not under Apollo, I gather. I just finished watching episode Six of One and all I got was Apollo hugging you tearfully and saying, “I guess you got the house.” Which of course means you two have divorced. Of course. Since you should have never gotten married in the first place!!! One stupid wrestling match and then doe-eyed love? Not buying it. Especially when Billy (*bites fist*), like, bit the big one two seconds beforehand. And did I mention that Billy was AWESOME? I’m sure he would never have cheated on you, not only because he was totally in love with you…but since he knew you could easily kick his ass.
But even as I cheer this relationship’s demise, I fear that now there’s no excuse to give you any screen time.
*shakes head*
LAME.
