1. Wearing white high heels/flats with anything that is not a wedding dress. Just…NO.
2. Wearing apple bottoms when you possess little more than a crack. They’re called apple bottoms. I suppose it makes sense if you think of an apple with a huge bite taken out of it.
3. Wearing flip flops in the rain and/or freezing cold. I wish I could say this was a Portland thing, but Santa Barbara had a lot of this going on too. Am I the only one whose feet are always cold? *looks around*
4. Wearing crocs or tevas in any weather.
5. Driving with a dog in your lap, the dog’s body practically hanging out of the window. What IS this all about? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this.
In other news…I’m still on the hunt for the perfect boot. 
I like the Frye “Heath” and the Corso Como “Sadie” 
, “Sandra” 
and
“Sasha” 
. Argh! When will my search be over?
